Corruption in the Eurozone
A human, furious dive into the Eurozone’s real architecture: small mayors in prison, nurses on starvation wages, farmers ruined by bureaucracy, while Germany, the Netherlands and Brussels turn corruption into a leash that keeps the periphery obedient and on sale.
I met a man in Constanța last summer.
Forty-eight years old, ex-mayor of a small Black Sea town, two kids, mortgage, the works.
He’s doing three years in Poarta Albă prison because he took a €180,000 “consultancy fee” from a German contractor to push through an EU-funded beach regeneration project.
The German company? Still operating. Got a medal from the Romanian-German Chamber of Commerce for “outstanding contribution to bilateral relations.”
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The mayor’s wife sells homemade zacuscă at the market now so the kids can eat.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the Eurozone corruption food chain in one heartbreaking snapshot.
The small fish rots in jail, the shark gets a ribbon, and Brussels sends another PowerPoint about “zero tolerance.”
That’s the human face nobody in the Berlaymont building wants you to see.
Let’s stop pretending.
Corruption in the Eurozone is not a disease.
It is the immune system of the empire.
And the patients who suffer the most are the ones who actually believed the brochure that said “ever closer union.”
The 2024 Scorecard - A Beautiful, Reeking Lie
Corruption Perceptions Index (2024)
Average: 65
Translation: on paper, the Eurozone is “moderately clean.”
Reality: there is a 48-point canyon between the Nordic saints and the Balkan sinners.
And that canyon is not an accident.
It is the business model.
The northern core writes the rules, runs the audits, and prints the money.
The southern and eastern periphery steals just enough to stay in the danger zone, so Brussels can keep them on a leash forever.
If Greece ever hit 75, half the directorates in Brussels would be out of a job tomorrow.
How the Leash Really Works
- Let the periphery steal a little, enough to stay stained.
- Freeze the big money, call it “conditionality.”
- Demand reforms that always end with ports, grids, airports being sold to northern buyers at clearance prices.
- Release the tranche, pretend progress was made.
- Repeat forever.
Greece has been living this loop since 2010.
Fifteen fucking years of “enhanced surveillance.”
Four bailouts, two debt haircuts, endless troika missions. Every year a new 80-page report about judicial independence and public procurement reform. Result? The same three shipping families still own Piraeus port. The same construction cartels still win every motorway tender. Only now they have to send their invoices in English and call the bribe a “success fee.”
Read how this frontline never ends → Romania & Moldova
Romania and Bulgaria have been in the EU’s “Cooperation and Verification Mechanism” since 2007.
Eighteen years of being treated like slow children who can’t be trusted with the car keys. Every year Brussels writes a report: “progress noted, but concerns remain.”
Translation: “We’re still not giving you Schengen or the euro until you sell the gas grid to OMV and your biggest port to DP World.”
Hungary?
Hungary is the loudest, ugliest example because Viktor Orbán is the loudest, ugliest operator.
His family and childhood friends have siphoned an estimated €10–15 billion in EU money in fifteen years. He builds football stadiums in villages of 800 people, four-lane highways to nowhere, and a private railway to his hunting lodge.
When Brussels freezes funds, Orbán screams “sovereignty!” and blocks everything from Ukraine aid to migration quotas. Brussels caves, releases a tranche, and the cycle continues. It’s not corruption. It’s geopolitical judo. And it works because Brussels is terrified of a real rupture.
The Northern Hypocrisy - Clean Hands, Dirty Money
Germany lost €47 billion in the Cum-Ex dividend-stripping scandal while Olaf Scholz was finance minister in Hamburg and somehow “can’t recall” any meetings.
The Netherlands operates 15,000 letterbox companies that help multinationals dodge €30 billion in taxes every single year, money that should be in Greek hospitals and Romanian schools.
Denmark’s Danske Bank laundered €200 billion of Russian mafia money through its Estonian branch and the fine was €1.6 billion, lunch money.
But their CPI scores stay pretty because the crime wears a tie and speaks English. Southern corruption is envelopes under the table. Northern corruption is algorithms in a glass tower. Guess which one gets the lectures.
When Brussels needs to fund its own influence ecosystem, it prints a €5.4 billion “green” cheque and feeds its favorite NGOs.
More on that circus → Green Money, Grey Influence
The People Who Pay - The Ones Brussels Never Mentions
In Thessaloniki there is a nurse called Maria who hasn’t had a real pay rise since 2009. She works double shifts in a hospital that still has no air-conditioning in summer because the maintenance contract went to a company owned by the cousin of the previous minister.
Every month Brussels sends a letter about “fiscal responsibility” and “sustainability of public finances.”
Maria’s salary is €980 net. The German consultant who wrote the letter makes €12,000 a month plus expenses. That’s your European solidarity.
In a village outside Ploiești there is a farmer who lost his EU subsidy because the local agency said his land parcels were “0.3 metres” off the GPS map.
The agency is run by the brother-in-law of the county council president. The farmer went to court. The judge asked for €5,000 “to speed things up.” He couldn’t pay.
Case dismissed.
Next year the same agency will get another €300 million from Brussels to “digitalize land registry.” Guess who got the contract.
This is not a bug.
This is the operating system.
Why the South Must Never Be Allowed to Clean Up
The day Greece, Romania, Bulgaria, Hungary hit CPI 70 is the day the north has to compete on equal terms.
And that day will never be allowed to come.
Because if the periphery ever gets clean, the core loses its colonies.
And empires do not give up colonies voluntarily.
They give them PowerPoints.
They give them milestones.
They give them “technical assistance missions.”
They give them everything except their dignity back.
And the hand holding the other end is wearing a very expensive suit, speaking perfect English, and smiling for the cameras while it tightens the collar.
So the next time some commissioner sells the dream of “fighting corruption,” remember:
- Maria sweating in a broken hospital
- the farmer bankrupted by a map
- the mayor’s wife selling zacuscă
- the Dutch tax havens
- the bank laundromats
- the German “memory lapses”
- the Brussels machine feeding itself with moral theatre
Corruption in the Eurozone is not a problem.
It is a leash.
Held by manicured fingers.
Tightened with a smile.
Fuck your ever closer union.
Give me my country back.
A. Kade
“The chains that appear to be made of gold are still chains.
The difference is that the slave learns to polish them himself.”
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Green Money, Grey Influence → How Brussels funds its own lobby
Three Roads of Rebellion → How Europe tames its rebels
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